The Founding Fathers Collection
The Founding Fathers Collection
The Founding Fathers Collection
The Founding Fathers Collection
The Founding Fathers Collection
The Founding Fathers Collection
$ 1,776.00

The Founding Fathers Collection

 

In the year 2376, the 600th anniversary of the USA, scavengers in the post-apocalyptic wasteland unearthed a time capsule in the small town of Morenci, Michigan. Contained within were three busts of prominent founding fathers with what appeared to be very high quality badger hair. Their search was over, for as it was foretold in the prophecies of Shorn Josephus the Wise in his 2263 missives (The Fulcrum), the three radically coiffed great men must be sent back to 4/1/2019 to avert catastrophe and shift the timeline. 

As I awoke this morning I found these three busts on my dining table with a note written on an unknown material. Sadly, this note self-destructed after reading, but it was compelling enough that I am willing to follow its edict and attempt to right the wrongs not yet committed. I was told that these brushes hold the key to our future and pray their calculations were correct and we are not too late. The prophecy foretold of the Buyer, the one whose reckless behavior with money would save us. While details were scant, I am unable to dismiss the evidence before me.

To the Buyer: I was told that these were to only be offered as a set and should not, under any circumstances, be split up. 

"The Washington" Washington - 24mm B2

"The Jefferson" Jefferson - 28mm B2

"The Franklin" Franklin - 30mm B1

While I do not remember the exact words of the letter, I know that it ended along the lines of: "Happy April, y'all. PLEASE make wise monetary decisions today and think about the impracticality of 1lb, very irregularly shaped brushes."